Ann Coulter…..Really? Ann fucking Coulter?!?!?!
OK.
If you listen to, agree with, quote from, or even watch on TV for more than 30 seconds this cloven-hooved, needs a sandwich toilet shark, then you can’t breathe the same air as me. You are excluded from conversations and are hereby sentenced to be a servant in Crawford TX for the rest of your days.
The listing of Ann Coulter’s lies is long and heinous, so I won’t go into them here when so many others have done such a great job of it, BUTT……I will give you Keith Olbermann’s always funny yet always sharp and relevant take on it.
I’m frankly stunned that anyone listens to or puts up with this person….and I got to thinking why anyone would….what I come up with is that she gives voice to a seething type of illogical, emotionally charged, and bone-deep hatred and bigotry that still exists in heaps and gobs in our country. The kind of people that agree with Ann Coulter kick the crap outta their dogs when Obama wins, or Franken wins, or a black family moves in down the street, or any number of things happen that fuels their impotent rages and prejudices, their fear and their ignorance, their cowardice and their hypocrisy. Or they want to have sex with her (AACCCKKKKK!!! PTOOEY PTOOEY!!).
That she gets air time to promote books, and is paid to speak anywhere other than SNL, is a shocking and total indictment of our media system and any pretense of “NEWS” and or “JOURNALISM”. If Ann Coulter has ever been on your tv show or appeared on your network, or if you refer her in any other way than with derision or contempt, then you don’t have a right to call yourself a NEWS network or a JOURNALIST. You are a carnival barker and you work at the big top, nothing more.
Infotainment indeed…..what’s entertaining about watching a shrill hysterical asshole raving lunacies at the top of her lungs while shouting down every voice of reason within 10 city blocks? If I wanted to see/hear that I can go down to Hollywood and follow the guy who has had a running violent disagreement with his hand at the top of his lungs for the last 30 years, at least he’s consistent, (and he’s probably right about all the injustices his hand has perpetrated on him, Coulter’s ravings have little or no basis in fact).
She’s an entertainment personality you jingo-junkies, nothing more. If you hear it like it’s your bible, you’re a sheep. Sheople…..(haven’t used that one for awhile, but always loved it).
Anyways, if you are one of those people, get away from me. You have a sickness of the mind that appears to be contagious and I want no part of it. I’ve seen “Invasion of the BodySnatchers” and “28 Weeks Later”, I know what’s wrong with you.
Get thee behind me Satan, for your breath is bad and I like to keep that kind of smell closer to my butt, where it belongs.
Backstage on the set of Idiocracy…..
Not long ago a friend of mine used a phrase I hadn’t heard before – “The Angry Left”, and at the time I thought that was a very odd thing to say, given that almost all the shrill spit-flying anger I’ve EVER heard in Politics was from people on the right, and I’ve really never heard serious anger from anyone I know on the left…..in fact, I’M the one who is usually the angry one on the left, and I don’t really get that angry at people about this stuff, (mainly because I figure if they don’t get what’s going on, they must be challenged somehow, and I don’t like to make fun), so where is this angry left? (I now know that it’s a phrase the right has floated out there to give their base another canard-bomb to throw when someone starts using facts truth and other pesky stuff that needs to be obscured in a tidal wave of biley glue that you can’t get off your body without a shower, a bottle of toilet cleaner, and a belt sander.)
So where is the “Angry Left”….? Well, I guess it’s NOT in Strongsville, Ohio.
This is a place that National Geographic needs to go out and do some of their genetic mapping at, because I think we’ve found the “Missing Link“, or the extras from the movie “Idiocracy” at least.
Now I’ll grant you that the videographers in these clips must have known what they were gonna get when they started filming here, but if there is a Mother-Lode of dumbass knee-jerk redneck Stoopid-Is-As-Stoopid-Does Gumpaliciousness, this is the spot. Full of people who are just plain angry at……ummm…….well, I’m not quite sure what, but they’re REALLY ANGRY at any rate, and filled with inarticulate half or non truths that they’ve gleaned word for word from Limbaugh/O’Reilly/et al, these folks give new meaning to the phrase “Dumber than a Bag of Hair”.
Unless you’ve been living in your closet for the last week you’re probably already seen some of this, but since that’s possible, here’s some looks at what I’m talking about….
Ok, call me an elitist………..great, thanx. Now, if you were on Obama’s Secret Service detail, you’d be looking around a little harder in that part of the country wouldn’t you? Makes me a little scared for the guy, because THIS kind of thing gets a little past politics and gets into some, shall we say, “darker” parts of the human psyche. I mean seriously, do YOU know anyone who’s this angry on the left, (besides me of course) who doesn’t also chain themselves to trees?
Anyways, I’d love to see ANY evidence of this kind of nuttiness on the left, and be assured that I will put any vids that show lefty weirdness up, because it’s either real and I can say “Well, I was wrong” or it’ll be obvious BS and I can make fun of you in public….so send it in!
WB