The Answer to GUN DORKS
This is the exactly correct response to these fucking gun dorks….GET UP AND LEAVE.
Gun Dorks
Fuck ’em, I know nothing about whether or not they are qualified to safely even HOLD a gun, much less wander around in public like Star Wars Dorks in costume, except they’re holding a REAL fucking light saber….fuck these stupid dorks walking around proving….something…. it’s NOT on me to give them the benefit of the doubt.
Fuck YOU gun dork, the benefit of the doubt is on you, because statistically you are SOOOO unlikely to be in a situation where you’re going to need to use deadly force to protect yourself or those around you, YOU use the benefit of the doubt to inform YOUR choices and leave the fucking thing at home in the bathroom where you jack off with it when your Mom’s not home!
When you walk in with your penis extender I don’t know whether or not you’re a fucking loon….well wait, yeh I DO know you’re a fucking loon, I just don’t know what KIND of LOON, and it’s NOT ON ME TO FIGURE IT OUT, IT’S ON ME TO GET ME AND MINE THE FUCK OUT OF THERE….and not deal with you in any way.
If you’re doing this shit, you’re NOT qualified to be carrying a gun around in public, because you’re too immature emotionally and too stupid intellectually to be trusted with the responsibility of the lives of me and mine with your shitty gun-safety etiquette.
I believe in and will fight for your right to own and use guns in reasonable ways and in the context of your own life, but don’t bring your horseshit into my life, if you need to do this shit you’re not ready to bear arms publicly, and far from ready to bear the responsibility of the lives of me and mine.