POLITICS - posted on September 16, 2008 by

A bit confused, have I got this right?

A friend sent this to me, knowing I couldn’t resist posting it, so without further ado….

If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents, you’re ‘exotic, different.’

Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, a quintessential American story.

If your name is Barak you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

Name your kids Willow , Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.

Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.

If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.

If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.

If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real Christian.

If you cheated on your first wife for years with other women and with a very rich young heiress, then left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian.

If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you’re very responsible.

If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America ‘s.

If your husband is nicknamed ‘First Dude’, with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…

OK, much clearer now

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POLITICS - posted on September 10, 2008 by

McCain – lipstick wearing PIG or just an asshole

I’ll admit it, I’m to stupid too see why repeating that old phrase that roughly goes – “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’ll still be a pig” is suddenly now insulting to anyone other than maybe the pig…..but….I think McCain knows the difference between using that phrase and calling someone a pig….here’s proof –

What a giant hypocritical ASSHOLE!

What a NON-ISSUE!!

Good thing our press isn’t really following this story and giving it legs…oh….wait a minute…..LIBERAL PRESS MY ASS!!

Anyone that thinks there’s a liberally biased media in this country needs to go swallow a knife, what a CROCK!!

Here’s a great little read on this from someone who’s actually a liberal, ( I think, not sure but seems like), I suggest having a look at that and getting some perspective.

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POLITICS - posted on August 15, 2008 by

McScum and the blatant stupidity of some people…..

So McCain’s people have put a video out, which basically hints that Obama might be the Anti-Christ.

No, I’m not f**king kidding.

The action of putting the ad out there means a coupla things…

  • McCain’s people think that some people will be swayed into voting for McCain because they believe it’s possible or even true.
  • They’re probably right.
  • Let’s look at this in more detail….

    Are there people who think that Obama is or could be the Anti-Christ?

    No f**king way….right…..?

    Well, oops, turns out there are a whole bunch of them. On this site there is a poll asking if Obama is the Anti-Christ, as I write this only 28% say definitively no. The rest say yes or could be, with 48% saying he IS.

    I could ask my boots a question and get a smarter answer than that.

    I’m sorry, is that rude?

    Lemme see now….is it rude to call people who believe that a demon, from HELL, will come to the Earth in the guise of some sort of leader, rise to a very powerful position and then be really mean to everyone and make them watch Faux News and listen to PocaHaunted for hours until they scream in agony and drive railroad spikes into their ears……is it RUDE to say these people are complete f**king morons?

    When they not only say that, but that the entity in question is in fact BARACK OBAMA!?!?!?, is it rude to then mention that they might be crack-smoking vegetables with the IQ of a mic stand and the common sense of a can of motor oil?

    If not, then what would it take to put that label on someone….for that someone to say it’s NOT true? THEN would that person be dumber than a wet paper sack?

    I mean seriously, either there’s an Anti-Christ coming or there’s not, and if there is, it’s either it’s Barack Obama or it’s not yeh?

    How crazy and medieval do you have to be to believe this crap?

    Well, here’s a quote from the sane and rational person that has started the above mentioned blog –

    Barack Obama the Antichrist?

    I am not an extremist, I do not believe every site I have linked to, I just want you to read, explore, and think about this topic. The topic is that Barack Hussein Obama may be the Antichrist. He is a charismatic leader many are looking to as a messiah, and comparing to Jesus. Read your bibles, pray, prepare yourself. You do not have to believe me, I am not completely sure, but what you can do is watch and listen and pay attention. Read the Bible, I found a website that has a Biblical explanation, and interpretation, baseds strictly on quoting scripture that explains the Antichrist and end of times, take it as an interpetation. I don’t think anyone understands the Bible 100% http://www.biblicist.org/prophecy/6TheAnti-Christ.htm

    Uh hunh……

    Hmmm…..he doesn’t think anyone understands the Bible 100%………yeh well……I don’t understand the Bible even 1% (it’s ALL a huge violent comic book to me…..why not base a religious system on “The Lord of the Rings”….it’s more fun and makes every bit as much sense…) but even with that less than 1% understanding of the Bible I STILL have the good sense to know Obama ain’t the frigging Anti-Christ…..you mouth-breathing bridge troll!

    Ok, to bring it back to reality for a second…..obviously the McCain people are working this angle as a way to get some more votes from that community, and some bloggers and others that support our current Dark Ages governmental mentality and would like to see it continue are playing along.

    So it’s really a DEEPLY cynical and incredibly patronizing manipulation of a group of people who McCain and his people think are SO dumb that they think the best way to eat peas is with a knife….

    Before I forget, here’s the CNN report that first made me aware of this raging foolishness –

    And just for fun, here’s the Google Search they mention, and then here’s the search on YouTube for more Crazy F**king Idiots Who think Obama is the Anti-Christ. Or don’t in some cases.

    And yes I know I’m helping them get their message out, but I look at it more as dragging drooling Bridge Trolls out into the sunlight so everyone can see what they are, and tell them to go take a bath or something cause yeesh man….what IS that SMELL?

    Here’s my fave YouTube on this subject (so far, there’s some great stuff there)….yeh hit that bong again boys….I remember many drug addled speed raps like this in my youth…well ok, I don’t really REMEMBER them to be entirely accurate, but I KNOW they happened….fer sure dude…..

    And here’s one of my fave links against all this idiotic muttering, awesome answer guys!

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