Random STUFF - posted on February 25, 2015 by

My Road Rage….Rage….

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Earlier I was reading a post from Geico about Road Rage, and realized I had some opinions about it….

Here’s some of my thoughts on this….

1) If you’re being passed on the right, you’re in the wrong lane.

Move over, you’re being controlling and selfish. The syndrome is called “Petty Tyrant”. If you have THAT little control in your own life that you need to exercise that very minimal amount of control over complete strangers in a very dangerous and provocative way, I’d suggest looking at your life and why you feel so powerless to control it.

You’re not.

Start by recognizing WHY you’re taking that action so needlessly, and endangering yourself and everyone around you….THAT is where you need to take action, not by enforcing your power over others needlessly.
You know that guy who struts slowly through the crosswalk as the light changes etc, all the while staring at you, silently challenging you to do something about it, because the law is on his side no matter what the circumstance? That guy who has NO other power over others in his life, EXCEPT for that moment. Yeh, well now you’re THAT guy….

2) If you can’t see a good bit of road between you (usually 2 seconds of it technically) and the car in front of you, it doesn’t matter WHY you’re doing it, you’re WRONG, and are now doing something that should be considered assault, just as it would be assault if you went up to someone on the street and told them you were going to kick their ass. You’re endangering everyone in that situation, including all the drivers in the area around you, no matter their involvement in your attack….
No matter how “RIGHT” you think you are, if after the wreck you caused you saw the shattered body of a child (maybe my beautiful 7 year old) lying on the freeway crushed, would you feel justified, or correct in your choice that day? Would that “statement” that you made to the “wrong” driver in front of you be worth that? Is that child’s life, or any other life that your actions may take from them, worth any amount of “rightness” on your part?

3) Guy in the fast lane going slow because it’s your right and by GAWD you’re going to stop those damn speeders from slicing down the road like Freeway Huns, and how dare they think they have the right to make you move…?

YOU’RE NOT A COP!!

It’s not your responsibility or right to exert ANY control at ALL over anyone else on the road whatsoever!! Get over yourself and move out of that lane, you’re pissing on the legs of people you will never see again, and antagonizing god knows who for what? To be RIGHT?!?!?

You’re NOT right!! You’re just a selfish jerk thinking you have the power of the law on your side and by God you’re gonna use it…..SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN -YOU’RE NOT A COP!!

If the situation seriously demands an action, CALL THE REAL COPS and let them handle it. YOU? Stop starting problems where there is none.
Yet.

4) Guy tailgating that guy above who has the audacity to think that HIS little Napoleon complex should be allowed to affect YOUR precious day with his petty garbage so you’re gonna show him and make him feel so threatened by your proximity and force of will and “rightness” that he just MOVES over because…..what? Because he’s AFRAID?!?!? Is that what you’re thinking, you’re going to SCARE him out of your way?
So you’re THAT guy….the bully who beats people up all day every day when you don’t get your way? That douche who cuts in line at public events because you’re big? That guy who shuts down dissent from others by making it clear your next sentence won’t contain good facts or clear counterpoints to what you’ve just been presented with, instead your next sentence will contain a FIST, and argue with THAT pipsqueak!
So yeh, you’re NOT a cop EITHER….and if you told a REAL cop your issue with the person you’re tailgating he’d tell you to back the hell off, or YOU’LL get a ticket, because YOU are wrong.

So yes, there are all kinds of studies showing the power the primitive sections of our brains have over us, but here’s the thing – WE’RE NOT ANIMALS! We have evolved sufficiently to do one very crucial thing that is different than what pure neural programming instinctively does in animals, and that is that we can CHOOSE our next move. Take that nanosecond of choice, and use it to further the species’ evolution!

Let freeway Darwinism have it’s effect….but don’t let it affect YOU.
Grow the Fuck up, and try being decent on the freeway.

(Full disclosure – I’m a freeway werewolf, but I’m working on it.)

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PHOTOS, Random STUFF - posted on October 3, 2014 by

Biscuit guitar

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Random STUFF - posted on May 24, 2014 by

Go fucking SHOOT yourself….Oh….wait……

What a fucking little maggot…..so because you’re a whiny/entitled/BMW-driving/expensive-college-going/drama-overloaded/probably-gay-and-couldn’t-face-it-and-they-knew-it/narcissistic/smug/ piece of shit who COULDN’T GET LAID (?!?!?!) (how the fuck can you NOT get laid if you’re 22/good-looking/rich/BMW-driving/intelligent/at-an-expensive-school/breathing), you think it’s up to you to PUNISH a bunch of innocent college girls who wouldn’t suck your barely detectable little weenus, as though YOU sit in judgement of ANYTHING other than the whiny little shit-mess in your mirror?!?!?!

So you go shooting INNOCENT LITTLE GIRLS, and putting giant bullet holes in all those lives along with the beautiful young broken bodies that you just slammed down to the street, because they wouldn’t GIVE YOU THOSE BODIES TO USE FOR YOUR PATHETIC SEX?!?!? Why do you think PORN exists douchedick?

You wonder why they WOULDN’T FUCK YOU?!?! REALLY?!?!?

You’re lucky they didn’t SHOOT YOU FIRST FOR BEING SUCH A FUCKING WHINY LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

You shoulda gut-shot yourself and made a shitty little film about THAT, then at least some of those girls you killed MIGHT HAVE felt bad for you. Now all they think about you is…..oh wait, they don’t think shit, BECAUSE YOU KILLED THEM AND THEY’RE DEAD!!

I feel sorry for your parents, who probably have 6000 reasons (now 6001) to wish you were never born, and I guess the ONE excuse you may have is that they apparently made YOU feel that as well, and I guess we should all learn from that, but sorry no, you’re STILL AN ASS-MAGGOT FOR DOING THIS!!!!

WE ALL HAD BAD CHILDHOODS, ASK AROUND IN HELL COCK-CLIMBER!!

Most of us didn’t get the Beemer and the sunny SoCal school while our lives were sucking. Everything PAID FOR, and the self-absorption to think like you did, instead we were also POOR, struggling to get by, and had to work for everything along WITH ALL THE SHIT THAT MADE OUR YOUNG LIVES TOUGH……but we don’t use it as an excuse to go through life with a license to DO ANY FUCKING THING BUT GET THE FUCK OVER IT ASSHOLE!!!

If one of those girls was MY daughter I would shoot MYSELF so I could come find you in hell and make YOUR hell me kicking your ass with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers for eternity, because I would ALREADY be in the worst hell imaginable, which is that some entitled little shit-stain couldn’t convince my daughter to kiss/blow/fuck him, so he shot her like a dog in the street, and I would never get to say goodbye.

Yeh, fuck you.

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PHOTOS, Random STUFF - posted on May 22, 2014 by

I’m whupped…

Helping has kicked my ass…

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POLITICS, Random STUFF - posted on February 19, 2014 by

Pussy Riot Attacked by gang in Sochi

http://wapo.st/Oa4ZwN

I’m not sure how a bunch of thugs running around the streets of Sochi attacking people they don’t like ISN’T a gang, but in any case these pricks did this…..

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